JUST in case you think I am skiving, I am actually a very busy cat. These are my activities for the day -- seven days a week. Let it go down on records, lest anyone accuses me for not earning my keeps.
Lick and clean the cushions, form morn till set of sun.
Be vigilant always.
Check all corners.
Don't forget the windows.
Phew. Just taking five.. A cat's work is never done.